I started writing my nth arterial leak of a rant about how I was both tired of the rampant AI boosterism that composes most of the alleged technology journalism these days, my own impatience with it, and the oft ignore consequences of unqualified trust in our vaporware hallucinatory future. So, being sick of it and myself, I decided to just do a link dump instead and take out my rage in other ways which mainly entail confusing the dog with words he's never heard before in a command voice and chuckling heartily at his reactions. My highest score was saying "Donut!!!" like it was a national emergency and watching him first tilt his head at me the way dogs do and then running in circles for 45 seconds. He's a Yorkie so he doesn't have a whole lot of processing power.
Podcasting is something that hasn't warranted an idle thought from me since slightly before the pandemic and I wasn't a major fan of the genre before that. My consumption was largely the side effect of a miserable commute. It was either that or fucking around with Spotify and endangering myself and others. Around then I think the average run time of a somewhat reputable podcast was around 80 days so I could just throw something on and disagree virulently during my entire drive. It was at least a little cathartic. The Baffler has a funny article about the woes of still being involved in the podcasting debacle as a creator that I enjoyed reading much more than I would having it spoken to me while driving. Here is a tiny sample of it:
I imagine the hit rate for a new show is something along the lines of the average OnlyFans profile; you’re spreading your asshole for nothing. But the industry could turn around: loneliness and attention spans will certainly get worse, and standards for entertainment are likely to continue to fall. And you’re different! Especially if you have a measure of already extant fame, or you’re able to trick some bigger show into joining in on a beef you start with them. The most important thing is consistency, in any case. You’ll get into a rhythm, which is the only way to do it—when a show gets popular, you’ll find listeners get mad when you’re late, or you miss an upload, or maybe you put out something rushed because you were sort of sick or had to go to a wedding.
I finally and sigh-fully gave the Atlas 'browser' a quick test drive. It has ChatGPT cooked in, as in replacing the actual functional aspects of any web browser replaced by slop. It was not impressive and also very quick. If you've ever browsed the local alt weekly's website and screamed in frustration that none of the links lead directly to the website of the thing they're talking about but to some mini-review in a weekly round up that is essentially a bullshit internal link. This is especially pernicious when there's a new restaurant and you'd like to do a quick read of the menu and you end up clicking through to some pre-opening announcement cannibalized from Instagram or something. Fuck this shit. Just get me to the goddamned PDF that I need to zoom up to 275% for minimal legibility. I get enough regurgitated PR announcements repackaged as feature content on the actual web. No thanks for making me suffer another round of Tahoe for nothing. It's macOS only because we users are now apparently the target market for flailing mediocrity. Nope. It was removed completely from my machine by App Cleaner because I don't trust a goddamn thing about it and it requires more effort, at least for me, than the sharpened sticks that I normally use for web activity.
I kinda like the idea of Board as a sort of thing that you can grab off a shelf, plug in, and play together without needing to know the rules beforehand. In concept, that is good stuff especially for someone who doesn't particularly like board games. I'm not crazy about the price ($499 for the discounted Founder edition and $699 at some point in the future) and with the pieces matched to each game it is also giving me serious Disney Infinity/Skylanders flashbacks. It might be a cool novelty for the grossly economically promiscuous but it seems like something priced right out of casually interested folk's range now that nicer than Folger's but still generic coffee costs like $14.00 a pound. As someone who's spent like thousands of dollars on guitar pedals over the past seven years and uses precisely none of them, I might be completely wrong and hypocritical.
Lucky for us that AOL can't be resurrected any more terribly than it already has during the past 4 or so times. I love that TechCrunch first frames Bending Spoons as completely different from most equity investors and then lets us know that the real difference is that they gut the company immediately after purchase instead of the 8-14 month pause before running it into the ground. Super innovative.