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19Jun/04Off

How To Spontaneously Spit Coffee All Over Everything

Well, apparently the generators of random spam spewage are not without a sense of humor:

DEAR SIR,

COMPLIMENTS.

WITH MUCH SINCERITY OF PURPOSE, I MAKE THIS CONTACT OBLIGATION WITH YOU AFTER
A SATISFACTORY INFORMATION I GATHERED ABOUT YOU. I AM DR JACKSON ZAIUS
THE FORMER GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR OF NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM
COPORATION{N.N.P.C} THE HIGHLIGHT IS THAT ON THE THIRD OF NOVEMBER 2003 I WAS
RELIEIVED FROM MY POSITION AS THE GMD OF NNPC. AND A NEW GMD HAVE BEEN
APPOINTED. BUT ON THE 10TH DEC. I WAS MANDATED BY THE PRESIDENT TO SUMMIT ALL
INTERNATIONAL CONTRACTORS AND FUEL SUPPLIERS COMPANY NAMES WHOSE CONTRACT
PAYMENT IS YET TO BE PAYED TO THEM BY THE NNPC
FOR THE LAST QUARTER OF THE YEAR.AND I HAVE USED MY POSITION TO RESHEDULED
THE
SUM OF 45 MILLION US DOLLARS AS A CONTRACT PAYMENT YET TO BE PAYED INTO AN
UKNOWN CONTRACTORS ACCOUNT.

My life is now complete. Good to hear that he's alive, well, and typing merrily away in all caps...

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  1. I loved him in ‘Stop the Planet of the Apes: I want to get off!’

    Have you seen http://www.419eater.com/ ? It’s a guy who scams Nigerian scammers…. quite humorous for about 5 minutes.

  2. Thanks for the heads up. The best part about that site is actually the Google ad at the bottom offering cheap phone calls to Nigeria. Nothing like a little long distance ranting to ease the pain of wasting your life savings.


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