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Why Cereal Is Exclusively Marketed Towards Children

Most of you in less hick cereal markets have probably already chuckled and walked right past the boxes of Chocolate Lucky Charms without thinking any more about it. I bought a box a while back and I can truly say, without reservation, that leaky brown cereal with brightly colored marshmallows (to distinguish it from Count Chocula I suppose) is much more delicious than you can imagine. It's as sharp and grainy as you might expect excepting of course the slow ooze of artificial chocolate coloring into the milk which is less appetizing than the imagined vampiric spread of chocolate vampirism and more reminiscent of something that might happen after Lucky had a really rough night with the boys. In that case I require no explanation about how the colorful rainbow of marshmallow bits collected in the bowl. No, really, I don't.

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  1. We don’t have them, yet. Of course, this is the midwest where most good things take a couple years before filtering through to.

    P.S. I bet you’re just wild to be around when you get your Chocolate Lucky Charms buzz on and you’ve got a few beers in you. Eh? ;)

    P.P.S. I forgot to send you an anniversary card, but I’ve been reading your blog since like 3 years ago this past May. So, happy belatedness.

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