Maybe I'm an asshole (well, duh) but I cannot see the draw to fantasy fishing. Doesn't that sort of thing require some kind of flamboyance or something equivalent. I suppose now that Nascar is huge and Christianity in the US is mandatory all redneck pastimes are open to exploitation for large sums of
food stamps hot and/or heavy cash1.
1. This does not imply that fishing is something that only stupid people do. Paying attention to professional fishermen might.
Mike Gravel you are an inspired sort of crazy given the evidence below:
Unfortunately, it reminds me too much of this bit of history: